Twitterings

@BillyPilgrim41 @BillOReilly Money. Lots of money.
Moron-in-Residence, @realDonaldTrump, hires @RudyGiuliani for one reason and one reason alone. He's the only person… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Rapey McFeely, chauvinist, woman-hater and a real way-too-hands-on kinda guy, @BillOReilly, says he won't vote for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
I preferred @AnnCoulter as a brunette.
That moment of despair when you realise your country's Prime Minister thinks that she can jump in her DeLorean and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
When the right-wing foil-heads start claiming (after several caffeine-shots & missing quite a few weeks of their m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
Another tedious sighting of a chaos-inducing drone spotted near Heathrow. #Twat #BorisJohnson
Seriously, Princess, you're the last person in the world that should be talking about unreal rugs! You know they wo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@openbrackets Wherever you're spat out (born), you do not own any right to that land.
@BlatentLie *gives birth to 😂
16) To even the playing field, any blood sports must be enjoyed without any weapons or tools of any kind and both s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
15) Fuck Trump.
14) Fuck Brexit.
13) All residents of planet earth must sign a legally binding document saying that they are merely renting their sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
11) All newspapers & media must be held accountable for any proven lies & declared bankrupt if proved to have delib… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
10) All battles in said wars need to be fought one-on-one, in an Olympic swimming pool, and globally televised.
9) All war must be entirely fought between the actual people who instigate it and not involve, in any way, any pers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
8) If a mother sloppy-fanny-wallops a child on one particular side of any border, it doesn't give that child any ri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
6) Religious consideration is made illegal in any kind of governing body's decision to do anything. 7) As long as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
3) All chocolate and Wotsits/Cheetos to be available for free. 4) All men should be castrated if they show signs of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
My Manifesto: 1) All world leaders must be women unless they are called Theresa May. 2) To bring down the animal ag… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"We hit an iceberg, overwhelmingly sending the strongest possible message to the ocean that slowing our voyage with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa! Breathe... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The Foreplay: @theresa_may's empty deal being firmly twatted The Intercourse: Theresa May's resignation The Plateau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Watching @theresa_may desperately try to save her empty deal is like watching her entire premiership condensed into… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@theresa_may A minority of the people in the UK want to leave the EU now. Your capitulation to Putin and the ERG is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@shuboogie Prescient, to say the least.
As my grandmother always said: never trust a man whose resting face looks like a cat's anus trying to escape a gang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When you're fucking your country in the anus, @BorisJohnson , do you get the same joy as you did when you were fuck… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I've decided I'm not grown up enough to fully take on board the salacious Russian boy-on-grandad action that is goi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Am I the only one who thinks this New York Times "bombshell" about @realDonaldTrump being Putin's puppy, is older n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
RT @benfrancis: I hate mathematical tricks, but this one's always spot on: 1. Choose a number between 1 and 99 2. Take the number of lette…
Headline from The Daily Bugle, after Spiderman's lesser-known arch-nemesis displeases his dinner guests and lays on… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I hate mathematical tricks, but this one's always spot on: 1. Choose a number between 1 and 99 2. Take the number… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"May suffers humiliating defeat..." "Theresa May defeated in new vote..." "Government defeated once more..." If th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
There I was, driving back from the supermarket in my Jag, flat cap on and Sting singing a song softly on the Meridi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
Dear @SimonCowell, You created this monster. All he wanted to do was sing. Shame on you.
To anyone who knows a "Gilet Jaune", "Yellow Vest" or, as we call them in the UK, "Cunt" - fulfil their most desper… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
To the special one in the "mum makes me wear this, so when I cross the road, drivers can see me" jacket: Your supe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I've just seen the Trump spooge's (@IvankaTrump, @DonaldJTrumpJr & @EricTrump) profiles for the first time (usually… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Oh, I do hope you'll be talking about those Christopher Steele slats you seem so fixated on, princess! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
@realDonaldTrump Oh, I do hope you'll be talking about those Christopher Steele slats you seem so fixated on, princess!
Well, if cockroaches can survive a nuclear war - why the fuck can't scrotum-flavoured potato slices survive a rapin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Only 87 out of 150 invited trucks made this attempt at a press stunt (all paid nearly £500 each) and actually turne… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Chief Flake and motherfucker, @JeffFlake, voted a motherfucking rapist onto the motherfucking Supreme Court, but th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ever wanted to know what it's like to be sexually violated by the ghost of a corrupt, eighteenth century, over-priv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
A few years ago, I was mid-way through writing a novel about a global conspiracy led by a corrupt cabal to up-end W… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Bullying effects us all. For example, this little boy was continually picked upon & beaten up, mercilessly through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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