Twitterings

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Yet, despite all that, he holds more political gravitas and genuine respected sincerity in his rec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
TUCKER - informal noun: Food. "what's the best tucker for setting you up for a job?" TUCKER - informal noun: Cunt.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Mentally deficient mob boss, @realDonaldTrump, has been ever-so-rapidly drawing back the line in the sand for his f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Yet another innocent. Like Kavanaugh, Nader, Moore, Epstein, etc. Poor misconstrued MBS. thehill.com/homenews/admin…
@BorisJohnson For someone who's ruthlessly pushed around from pillar to post, from one lane to the other, from one… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Piers Morgan: The oleaginous spawn of an evil scientist's misguided experiment to mate a giant banana slug with a t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I suspect the excrement of human society, such as Nigel Farage, Aron Banks, all the Trumps, Boris Johnson, Mitch Mc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If @DavidDavisMP was a working farm dog, I do believe he'd be writing his impotent opinion columns from the big old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The delivery of #Brexshit by the @Conservatives is akin to a little boy being discovered in their room, with the wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I would suggest to all White House aides, that you would show more self-awareness if you were "hugely embarrassed"… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I watched Kanye's meltdown in the Oval Office yesterday. I was expecting Smokey Eye @PressSec to meander over to hi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@jeremycorbyn @comefollowcath In light of the Brexshit scandal, it's even more important that we understand the rol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
RT @acgrayling: Near-future timeline: 1. Stop Brexit. 2. End austerity, invest in the country. 3. Constitutional convention to sort out our…
Kanye West: The thinking man's Kanye West.
Ok. Does he want it on PS4 or Xbox? I think he's probably a Wii kinda guy. twitter.com/thehill/status…
I must admit, my quietly hidden penchant for salacious gossip was left standing at the station when I followed the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Twat throws a tantrum because twat wants to be Prime Minister, but twat isn't able to be Prime Minister because twa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
I love doing this more than I should. #spam #junkmail
Such a misplaced & generalised comparison. Considering how many abortions his bishops have covered up & paid for ov… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Taking a cue from Star Wars, I managed to smuggle a copy of the White House blueprints. One of the #Resistance need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Like every member of the administration that has left before her, @nikkihaley leaves behind her a legacy of absolut… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It's a sorry state of affairs when someone shouts "Hey, Diaper Don!" from across the street and both you and your d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
One of those rare & special moments where you can proudly say that you're one of the smartest people around (who's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
We'll all remember that day when irony got up from its place at the bar, sighed & whispered "well, that's me done!"… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"Focus on what I do, not what I wear", said @FLOTUS, as she forced a few pygmies into her Globe-Trotter and smuggle… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The worst thing about the #KavanaughVote was that each and every one of us knows that every single Republican who v… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
A friend lamented: "The Kavanaugh fiasco has played directly into Trump's hands. As a direct result, he will now wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When nature gets spooked by the strange imbalance of too much Botox mixed with an inadequate amount of self-awarene… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@JohnCornyn It takes a special kind of dick to celebrate rape. Well done; you superceded that level of dickishness… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
To clear up any confusion: you've never been appealing, you're a criminal, you deserve everything you get and I sim… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
RT @VicenteFoxQue: Such a small piece of paper for such a big turd. twitter.com/JamesMelville/…
Hey, cool dudes who don't vote! All your not voting - it don't make you a cool dude. It makes you a rapist supporti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Hey, Siri! How do you stop slugs from ruining the garden? Plus, does it work on other invertebrates, like… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Hear ye, hear ye (not the Kanye kind)! 2018 has been proclaimed the year that any man, with a modicum of civility,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
This is what becomes of a man when he tattoos "Don't tell anyone I like whacking off to pictures of underage Cathol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I will always remember attending one of @realDonaldTrump's greatest rallies. He was talking in his most sensical &… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Who would have thunk it. 2018 being the year you'd have to really try hard to explain to old, white people why rapi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I'm boycotting Abba until a truck hits me and wipes out the memory of "That Dance".
Very much looking forward to @theresa_may assert her overflowing charm, charisma, control and natural propensity fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brexit: when someone convinces you to hand them your wallet before you pay for your groceries. Then they stand ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
A wise man once said: "who else could look like a hippo's nutsack, wrapped in an elephant's foreskin, that's won th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
In a bitter come-back, @theresa_may trolls @BorisJohnson by being photographed fucking a load of other women behind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
To be clear, politicians who say: #Kavanaugh is innocent #ClimateChange isn't real #Brexshit is good for the UK… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"We will make a success of Brexit, even if it's a catastrophic failure that we can't possibly make anything good ou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Being an IT expert, I would suggest TicketMaster invest in a new separate, firewalled server for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If we sit quietly here in the tundra and listen very carefully...underneath the sounds of buzzards circling above,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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