Twitterings

To all @ICEgov agents - best bone up on your Nuremberg defence. Probably best you don't go to court in the SS unifo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Why is anyone surprised? @realDonaldTrump has spent most of his adult life trying to fuck children (even his own).… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
Hey @VanityFair - fixed it for you. #GreasyTwat @DonaldJTrumpJr
Imagine being a news channel, being woken up to be told you'd been patronised by a racist, then sprayed with Love H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Q: How many years would it take for @Nigel_Farage to suppurate and chew on one of @realDonaldTrump's swollen testic… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@seanhannity Would you like the president to shake you with his tiny hand? Would you Sean? Shake you nice and firml… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@TomiLahren Incorrect. Use. Of. Punctuation!
@Nigel_Farage @piersmorgan Two cunts in a tent. Man up.
@frenchie_myriam That's cute! Calves and collar bones. Honestly, you don't know how good you've got it! Beats the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
#Brexshit & @realDonaldTrump are soon to implode & the likes of @seanhannity & @Nigel_Farage jailed. My fear is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The ease at which a brutal dictator, pictured with a likeness of a red Klansman (seemingly emblazoned with a yellow… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I think it's safe to say he didn't use the word 'nefarious'. twitter.com/thehill/status…
So racist grandad, @realDonaldTrump, has asked for an investigation into the investigation of himself, which should… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Dear wheat-field-runner, @theresa_may, It is now time you stood up & showed true leadership, by rescinding your le… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
2015: a fuck-load of celebrities seemed to start dying 2016: Brexit & Trump came to life & started molesting the pl… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
This has to be the most desperate and useless defense ever put forward. Truth is relative. In that case, punching… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@TomiLahren This has nothing to do with politics. This has everything to do with morals. Something you and your vac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
"I dumped him! He didn't dump me! What are you talking about: he dumped me last week?! You're all stupid stupids!!… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
"You can seriously go fucking fuck that", people living through the rise of populism, resurgence of Nazism, the dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
An embarrassing spin for @VP, especially after all those hours in deep prayer, mulling over where dinosaur bones ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Like a trashy, orange car-dealer giving the keys of his prized monster truck to his acne-bejeweled son-in-law, for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The phrase "without violating the First Amendment" made that ruling as potent to @realDonaldTrump as a 71 year old… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
No, Little Lord Fullofshit; leaving Europe is about a cabal of rich shysters piling their resources together to ill… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
"Some kind of diaper-discharge event. No — no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Bloody rebels. If they didn't send their Jedi into my Death Star trench illegally, trying to thwart my plans to des… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Looks like @JudgeJeanine caught Lil Jefferson Beauregard not recalling where he left the key to her liquor cabinet… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I think the question was permanently replaced with a resounding "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THE CHEESEBURGER AND COCAINE… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
A man (with guns) walks into a school & kills (with guns) 10 people. The NRA & complicit Republican shills that ear… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When you accidentally drop glitter and a box of plastic souvenirs, stolen from a tacky pop-up shop in Soho, upon a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@realDonaldTrump yOu siMply Don'T undErStanD HOw tO use cApiTAl leTteRs Or apOstropHes. PretTy Much Says it All.
That awkwardness you feel when you mis-read a news headline and momentarily picture a dalek being roofied in the t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Locked myself in the bathroom & have been wallowing in the bath for 2 hrs to escape any mention of the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Coming from the man who accepts huge NRA donations and supports the arming of every fucking mental psycho in his ow… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I've received a billion (roughly) junk emails this month; all from companies rushing to tell me that GDPR complianc… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
First @theresa_may fucked Britain, then she goes out of her way to try and slice it up and kill it. The personifica… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
It's because not enough U.S. teachers have anti-aircraft munitions. Oh, hello sarcasm, I wasn't expecting to see y… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@calabra46 Can it decline any further? Here's hoping not!
Best editorial opening line. Ever. "Donald Trump’s feelings toward Internet-retail giant Amazon are roughly on par… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
A claim that should bemuse and bewilder but, since the stolen election of @realDonaldTrump and the insanity of… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When your grandad waddles into the room, with his dressing gown open in all the wrong places, ranting about the war… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Imagine how glorious this corrupt debacle would be if, after the puppet installed her own 10 puppets, the next deba… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Some bloke I've never met, isn't walking his daughter (who I've also never met) down the aisle, at her wedding to s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
John Bercow accused of being honest and stating the bloody obvious. Two things banned in the Houses of Parliament.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When Americans miss @BarackObama, considering what they now have in @realDonaldTrump, us Brits have an equivalent m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Little known factoid, for all you Tweeps out there: When a man, drowning in his own faeces, sinks below the surface… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Little know factoid, for all you Tweeps out there: When a man, drowning in his own faeces, sinks below the surface,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The last 2 years in UK & US politics has been like watching never-ending seasons of a Netflix crime drama; where th… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
With each day that passes & every fumbled tumble the Tories make toward #Brexshit, @theresa_may seems to be becomin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I've lost my rag so many times this week, I'm not entirely sure how many more rags I've left to lose; or, indeed, w… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
How low in the pecking order of skill-sets, negotiating tactics and capabilities does one actually have to be, in o… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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