Twitterings

As much as I'd like to believe you, @HCuccinello, that I feature in the #ForbesU30Europe list, own a multimillion £… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@jquigswi ...I suggest a call to Mr Putin may well be in order, to speed things up. I'll look up his number in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@jquigswi Bring it forward 6 years and you have my vote!
@angelneptustar @realDonaldTrump @BorisJohnson Then, I refer you to the latter.
As with EVERYBODY that defends @realDonaldTrump, herein lies evidence that Bobby Mueller is investigating… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Still as profanity-fuelled & relevant today as it was just before the general election, star date: UK 2017… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@MakanthonyShilz My kind of family! 😂 Love it!
@MakanthonyShilz A noveletta for all ages! I hope they didn't stumble at the end...😳
Humbled by the burn. twitter.com/senduckworth/s…
This one's for you, @realDonaldTrump. Unfortunately, with your life, there is no bright side. So, give death a quic… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
All evangelists stem from the halal of Satan's scrotum, but this twat put aside his entire belief system on… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@PollingTrump @RobbieResister @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama Seriously, you could have put A Zucchini up instead of Obama and it would win.
You've reached the National Geographic Shark Hotline. Press 1 for hammerheads, 2 for great tighty whities.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When your face is embittered with so much lying, your brain starts to believe all the bullshit one of your eyebrows… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
...when test-tube children start to claim their stake in the inheritance. Bless. @EricTrump - back to bed, sweetie;… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Listen sweetie. I don't want to sound condescending, but put down that bottle of gin, climb down from the ledge and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
How glorious it would be to sit through Ricky Gervais' new show and give your winnings to the bratty kids for their education?
Huge shark discovered off the coast of New Mexico, being spanked by a turbot with a copy of National Geographic.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@FinlayVickie Oh, I couldn't possibly do that - I may say something rude or offensive... 😇
When you've vigorously fucked two western superpowers to the point of collapse & spread the grotesque STD of fascis… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Friday ponderings: Boris Johnson not only resembles the left testicle of a polar bear with scrotal elephantiasis in… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@Cool_Hand_Lou The ingenuity is outstanding. Who knew boobs could be so flexible and indeed useful to wildlife?
@Cool_Hand_Lou For the love of unsaturated fats, why?!
Oh, Mr @Nigel_Farage, you duplicitous scrotal sack. It appears your skullduggery may well have finally caught up wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Another day, another story of a President of the USA demanding some pornstar spank him with Forbes magazine.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Well, well, well! It transpires that, for his entire tenure at the @WhiteHouse, Seb Gorka was an unctuous, racist,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Illiterate. No skills. Struggle in the country. Not successful. This sycophant just can't stop talking about… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Like a spoilt child screaming at his mother in a supermarket "OK, I'll buy this candy with my birthday money, but y… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When people say that you should respect the office of President, that's all fair and good. One can respect a lavato… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
"I did not lie under oath", says Scandinavian, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan poster-child who said under oath that… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Yay! Another bullshit and childish attack on democracy from baby-baby (downgraded from man-baby) that fell flat (fu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The most risible, Farageable, twattish Tweet I've ever seen, since Trump's last wankathon. @Conservatives, out to e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When @PressSec holds one of her "I'm going to stand here, look like I've been hit repeatedly in the face with a bas… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I feel it imperative to advise @realDonaldTrump that the entire planet knows he has a tiny cock. #StormyDaniels let… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I may well be bloody hungover, but Donald Trump (yes, you @realDonaldTrump) just had a pornstar tell the world he h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@spacepiece @nytimes I wouldn't consider it a date if you have to pay $130,000 - maybe I'm just being old-fashioned?
@spacepiece @nytimes "date" ha! 😂
Currently researching whether it's possible for a @realDonaldTrump to interbreed with an @IvankaTrump to create a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @mikegalsworthy: Wow - way to promote Labour! twitter.com/conservativesg…
You knew it. It was obvious. But when you see it in writing...triple "ew!" and a quadruple bucket of vomit.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
What a picture! Han Solo, Luke Skywalker & Chewbacca having a laugh off-set, without that bitch Darth. twitter.com/alanelliott1/s…
I feel a sense of peace and tranquility descend upon me. Ladies and/or gentlemen: The headline I've been waiting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Just entered @realDonaldTrump's published stats into BMIVisualuzer.com. Best joke of the year so far. High fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
This is an amazing magic trick! See if you can spot how it's done: 1) Take a doctor 2) Put them in front of an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Hey, @PressSec / @SHSanders45 A few people who have been on TV... Jeffrey Dahmer: serial killer Bill Cosby: rapi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
You'll find, @realDonaldTrump, that this is "fake news". 100% of Trump news coverage is negative, because it's cov… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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