Twitterings

How many times must the piss-take of a lampoon of a caricature of a pastiche of a pretend Foreign Secretary,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
So, the plan worked splendidly. Allow @realDonaldTrump to believe @EmmanuelMacron is happy being groomed & led him… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Chief pyromaniac responsible for burning the entire country down, @Jacob_Rees_Mogg, suddenly becomes twitchy that a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Don't worry everyone, when the country's work ethic & output dwindles, due the mass deportation of industrious skil… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The safety of American youth is of prime importance to @RealJamesWoods. I wonder if there's a vaccination against… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The Dalai Lama once said: "The goal is not to be better than the other man, but your previous self...but seriously… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When @Nigel_Farage seconds one of your opinions, you know you've officially secured a waxwork for future generation… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Watching a live-stream of a funeral while flicking between PornHub, 5 cheeseburgers, a way-too-over-used Forbes mag… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
If levels of confidence in @theresa_may warrant a full-on vote, rather than a simple P45, then I'm truly concerned… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Hey, @jeremycorbyn. Listen. The referendum has been proven to have been fought illegally and the "will of the peopl… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Mercedes Schlapp. When a Porsche Poke and a Lamborghini Lunge doesn't quite express the moistness of the full and v… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I genuinely thought this was a parody account when I first read it. "So exciting! I done a poopie in the big boys t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@PirateWench Ew. I did not know that. Just...ew!
Pick your counsel: @MichaelAvenatti, a legal fox with rapid fire intelligence, enviable media savvy & the type of… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When your legal counsel brings experience to the table: $100k. When your legal counsel is so very cock'n'balls deep… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
For those who aren't clear on this: EVERY Republican who gets in the way of or doesn't make moves to protect Muell… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The phrase, @SenWarren is "step DOWN" followed by a full stop. Thanks. twitter.com/SenWarren/stat…
Noun: @Nigel_Farage Definition: The scum-like cheese a slug experiences after masturbating too much in its own slim… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Some jealous, racist bullfrog seems unaware of all the 'special hugs' he's going to get in jail. Don't worry… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I wonder how many times I will read that @theresa_may suffered a "major defeat" before I witness the wretched racis… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Hello America. Please, pop yourself on the table and drop your pants. I'm just going to have a quick feel around an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Live footage of @SenateMajLdr, Mitch McConnell, simultaneously shoe shopping and delivering his most useful input t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
At some point, my lovely leftie libtards, we're going to need to storm the Bastille. 1) we need 1 party, under 1 l… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @benfrancis: Are there any lawyers out there willing to review (then help kick out @theresa_may and her contemptible congress of cretins…
If you try reading this in the voice of a toddler, it sounds like a toddler taking the piss out of another emotiona… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Are there any lawyers out there willing to review (then help kick out @theresa_may and her contemptible congress of… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@LindyWilliams3 @RCorbettMEP We should email a friendly MEP!
@RCorbettMEP Surely at some point, leading the way to a glaringly obvious, openly corrupt and now a proven act of s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When's the last time you ever heard the phrase "with all due respect..." without the subtext of "fuck you, you fuck… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Brexit was (barely) won illegally. The government has been exposed as weak, inept & corrupt. Brexit has been proven… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
Is it just me, or does @seanhannity look like a broken thumb, just pulled out of a racoon's anus?
@tegan_shields Ah, just the usual shit that ageing people that nobody cares about any more, while clambering to get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I'm shocked - totally blown away. Turns out that talentless, racist dickhead, Morrissey is a talentless, racist dic… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Christ. Now Fox's broken, budget-Goebbels, @seanhannity, is threatening to take out his mini me. When will the madn… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Ah, we all remember Form Submission 1649. A portent to way back when the FBI got hold of his Twitter data and secre… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
After hysterically laughing at Alex Jones whimper at Trump pretending to go off-piste on Syria, I wondered where I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
"Mr Cohen, is your client, @realDonaldTrump a: 1. nice guy 2. clever chap 3. handsome fellow 4. righteous dude 5. m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@seanhannity @marklevinshow @FoxNews Wow. Turns out, no matter how many times you pretend, you still think you have… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I'm at the stage of my life where I can say, no matter how long I've known you, I'll forget your name at some point… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
That awkward moment when you want to get your groove on with Alexa and you accidentally whisper "Hey, Siri..."… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When someone's brain cells are so few and far between that you can actually hear the death-rattles of the remaining… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I consider #Brexshit & @realDonaldTrump a mere glitch in The Matrix. Eventually, the alien programmers will find a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Hang fire, old boy. Mission accomplished? Was the mission to make you and @theresa_may look like you were both desp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Q: What more could a man desire than an hour to kill in the sun, with a pint of beer, a poppadom, a pair of RayBans… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
If you don't behave, we're going to use you as a distraction for our domestic issues, call you, decide between us w… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
There I was, getting all excited, thinking that the BBC was finally reporting on the real effects of Brexit. Turns… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
As they watch Brexit & Trump crash & burn so spectacularly, one can't help but wonder if Emporer Putin & Supreme Le… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Ever wondered what a coward walking the plank sounded like...? twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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