Twitterings

@theresa_may Oh, for the love of awkward dancing and wheat field frolicking, do fuck off, you ghastly grey puppet.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If you vote conservative or republican - hang your head in shame...then fuck off. Damn, people are grotesque. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…
You've gotta feel my pain when I look outside, see people pointing at me and hear "Oh my god! There's a fat Omid Dj… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Poor little fucking uneffected kitten. If only she had a way to stop being such a #twat. If only. twitter.com/thehill/status…
Brexit: when a Leave voter drops his/her pants and farts so monumentally that the ensuing mistake guarantees they n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@MarciaCaro2 @GOP Luckily, I think that's an opinion that is spreading like wet water (from the standpoint of water).
@frenchie_myriam There ain't nothing smart about my donkey!
@frenchie_myriam 1) I don't tell randoms what my ruleset is. 2) repeat 😬
@MarciaCaro2 @GOP You're kidding me?!? Whaaaaaaat?! They seem so evil! How could anyone...oh...!
I'm sitting next to someone at the bar, who I think may well be a murderer. If I go missing...I'm still at the bar.
What is it about the @GOP's misogynistic, corrupt, deeply disturbing, criminal, cowardly, fucked-up, hypocritical,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Trump is one of the twatest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of twats. thehill.com/homenews/admin…
When you combine classic British advertising from the 80s with this week's #StormyDaniels revelations, magic begins… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I saw the mention of Yiannopoulos, Farage & Hopkins in one Tweet this evening. T'was like meandering past three pie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Better than terribly feeling everyone else, I guess. #twat #ItsOnlyLockerRoomRape vox.com/policy-and-pol…
Them: "Stop drinking!" Me: "Don't judge me - I use it as a painkiller - a mental & physical pain that haunts each d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@frenchie_myriam Don't pretend that the picture she painted wasn't the most viscerallu potent and deeply sexual ima… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The witless, greasy spore doesn't fall far from the orange, oddly-shaped, tiny mushroom. #mushroomdicktwitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"He knows he has an unusual penis" "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool" "I lay there, annoyed that I w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
According to sources to Russia, don't be such an obviously mismatched set of anus dentures, you blossoming baboon's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
You know what pisses Gammon Folk off the most? The fact that a "Muslim Mayor of London" cares more about the fact t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ted Cruz gonna lose coz Cruz rhymes with lose. Oh...plus he's a massive cunt. No rhyme necessary. #BetoORourke
@BorisJohnson_MP Don't give the game away!
Boris Johnson: that shape one's scrotum and penis makes when sitting in a scolding bath after being driven over by… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Nope. Story of the year is still you raping a 13 year old, while dreaming about your daughter and how she looked li… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Conspiracy theory: Was Donald Dump & #Brexshit a cruel but genius plan by distilleries? I know I've invested in my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I must admit, watching @DonaldJTrumpJr have his rapidly unfolding breakdown, panic-attacks and ensuing hissy-fits i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Just as the world thinks this cunt couldn't get any more cunty, he Tweets this cuntish message - emblazoned with so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Susan Sarandon. The personification of shitting in your own bed, then trying to divert attention away from the mess… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When you read a headline and wonder if the Matrix glitched. Then you read the story and realise it didn't. It explo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
As I regurgitate the same old tired lines to my kids: school days are the happiest days of your life, I speak from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I'm not entirely sure I like the hidden feature of the new #iPhoneXS, under Settings > iCloud > Family > Daddy, If… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brexit: the side effect of the medication to an illness that never existed, as recommended by doctors that never qu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@frenchie_myriam Not at all! Just remember it was a illegally run & the majority of people in this crappy island do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
@frenchie_myriam We're not leaving and that's that. I'll hear nothing more about it!
@frenchie_myriam We are not remainers. We are EU citizens that had our identity, and indeed our rights, stolen from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Considering that, on average, Chief Crumpledforeskin manages to scribe around three grammatical errors in every 240… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Single white male. New to the market. Very new. Rounded looks. Well, just round. Doesn't play by the rules. Well, b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@LindseyGrahamSC Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you, Lindsey.
I find running head first into a wall every time I listen to this turnip really helps me understand what he's sayin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
#BrettKavanaugh: when cunts don't simply make themselves.
I consider myself a skillful poker player. With this in mind, I've discovered a "tell" that @realDonaldTrump & ALL… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@frenchie_myriam 😱2182 followers offended! 😁
If you're confused about #TrumpRussia, watch #ActiveMeasures. If you don't believe #TrumpRussia, watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Big shout-out to all the racist, moronic, right-wing, imbeciles out there for giving @Nike and their products more… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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