Twitterings

What I lack in acting skills and localised accent strengths, I make up for in back hair and aggressive liberal verb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Does your casting call for an ailing, wretched, recalcitrant discontent looking to fill his spare hours - once repl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
To all my filmmaking and/or director buddies out there: Are you in need of a fat, egg monster for your latest pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Some splendid birthday artwork from son the elder, with a questionable opinion on the genocidal tendencies of his R… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fascinating how one's own temperament and arcane views can do a better job than the entire SFX team of The Lord of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Witness what a huge debating force* Anne Widdecombe will be for the #Brexshit Party by taking 2 hrs out of your lif… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
For those not in the know - on the poo scale, 900,000 is incredibly high. 500,000 poo is full-on projectile diarrho… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Yup. One of my musical heroes for the last 20 years likes to dress like a massive pile of Swizzels Rainbow Drops. W… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
A fairly strong yeast infection, exposed to enough heat will do that. #FakeNews #BakeryFacts #Twat twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mog…
Another imposition of secular beliefs about a prehistoric Paul Daniels performing a trite, legerdemain that kick-st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Good luck with discerning her head from her asshole, General Redneck Huckabuck! #Twat twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabe…
If y'all set your heads on fire until your spires collapse, I'm fairly sure a few of us will throw a few euros into… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Today is #GoodFriday, commemorating the fact that Jesus died for our sins. If you happen to be a "good Christian",… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When Forrest Gump first discovered iMovie. #Twat twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Just checking out the new brand Tony's Chocolonely. Can't wait to try out Tony's Germanically Depressed Sausage &… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
As punishment, every member of Vote Leave & UKIP should be forced to match every single penny that they illegally f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
There is literally no subject on this planet that this absolute imbecile can yammer on about without sounding like… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #PEOPLESVOTE
Some examples of the housed sculptures.
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I took these photos while perched where the inferno is currently raging. An overwhelming and devastating moment to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris. A truly beautiful and profoundly moving example of the world's most magnificent and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
CHALLENGE: Without using the phrase "not quite as much of a cunt as Jacob Rees-Mogg...but, fuck me with a bargepole… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Announcing another silver spooner joining Nigel's UKIP+. ANaziAndHer Greased-Frog. The coal-etched face of the real… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"Come on! Giving up booze isn't all bad! Just think of the weight you'll lose!" A sentiment of encouragement that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The accused rapist & criminal narcissist, who colluded with Russia, @SeanHannity & @nigel_farage, denies knowledge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
In that case, @theresa_may, I suggest you take a quick peek at all the woodworm infesting your own cabinet.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@BorisJohnson Yes. Let's talk commitment, shall we? You go first, oh grasshopper! #Twat
That cunning Assange did it again! Watch carefully...the Old Bill fell for the body swap and carried out an albino… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Hey, @realDonaldTrump! Another one for you to add to the list of rapey people who helped you steal the presidency… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Poor @Jacob_Rees_Mogg! 😢 Another six months of having to pay taxes on your ill-gotten gains. Are you going to be OK… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Anyone see the new Elton John biopic, starting James Earl Jones? On-set exclusive shot of the man himself breaking… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"The noise is getting louder. What does it mean? What is it trying to tell us?" As Dominic Cummings (Benedict Cumb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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I now understand Einstein. It was over 30 years ago when I fell in to an abusive relationship with alcohol. It see… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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I absolutely love watching Mark Francois trying to lose his shit. Bless. #Twat
To "to assist with an orderly transition", @SecNielsen announces she will be mentoring her rookie replacement for a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
That moment when you walk into your grandad's living room, gasp in horror and reel back against the wall, realising… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Remember: those pushing an easy no-deal #Brexshit to the masses (@Jacob_Rees_Mogg, @BorisJohnson, @andrealeadsom,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Is Andrea Loathsome trying to push no deal because it's not as grim as she is? Er... agreed. theguardian.com/politics/2019/…
Damn, don't you hate all these Muslim women coming over here, wearing all those headscarves and taking all our dece… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Imagine if the Conservative Party actually stood atop a high building & threatened suicide. The usual mob mentality… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When the intended deceitful messaging gets lost as 76% of Conservative Party members are in need of wearing crash h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@guyverhofstadt His words were fashioned to illicit exactly that response. Don't abandon us just as we have the mer… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The perfidious, pernicious pencil palpitates parsimoniously, pondering his precipitating pounds & pennies. Prick.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Mercedes Schlapp: noun/verb The act (or the sound thereof) of a well-hung mechanophiliac lobbing their member wetly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Haven't stopped giggling at Mark Francois trying to quote scripture (a bad translation of a fictional 2000 year-old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When propaganda-pushing, snivelling shits malfunction. ...plus, gotta love @SamTarry calling him Hugo throughout t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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