Twitterings

The screaming doesn't stop until one of us is dead - and I'm reasonably confident your screams will join in the jol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
...then ask us to whistle Jingle Bells out of our arses, while the entire house and its occupants, including them, are being ripped apart.
Interesting take on watching a bunch of idiots opening the cage of a rabid grizzly, with the rest of us trying to b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Gotta adore the naive petulance of the eternally dimwitted: "I suppose they're going to want another election now!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
With unwavering optimism, I am now pinning my hopes that the entire Tory party, membership and supporters will see… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
2) lighter fuel to drink and self-immolate if the UK catastrophically fails its moron test, headbutts the floor, sw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
My vote has been cast. My supplies have been bought: 1) champagne for if the nation shakes off its usual apathy an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #PEOPLESVOTE
Happy to see a pre-school pre-empting the situation and warning kids about being in the vicinity of priests.
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #PEOPLESVOTE
Persimmon is a fruit, you massive cock-badger. And, no.
*Delete as applicable. You can't delete the cunt bit. That's your genetic identity. Is that polite and grown-up enough? #Twat
... the economy, human rights, workers' rights, the NHS and not wanting our nation to fuck itself up its prolapsed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
*capital C for Conservative *accept not except *you're not your Oh, and fuck off! I give no shit whatsoever about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
As most halls are ill-prepared, the GE voting is being staggered. Those planning to vote Tory need to do so tomorro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When you're down on "Which dumb cunt, out of my ‘the world’s biggest dumb cunts’ dumb cunt family, is the biggest d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
2019 celebrity deaths that surprised me, as I thought they were long gone: David Bellamy Doris Day Windsor Davies P… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
(Yes, I missed out shooting itself in the vagina - mainly because if I made any suggestion of shooting a cunt, I'd… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
One more sleep!!! One more sleep!!! One more sleep until the UK can simultaneously shoot itself in the face, boll… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
3 years ago, the UK was shot in the head & put into a coma by a scurrilous & corrupt coven of the rich and Russian,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
But Johnson ain’t looking, he won’t take a peek, Steals journo’s phone, hides ‘twixt his butt cheeks. With soundbit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Away, in some danger, no crib or no bed A boy lay on coats on the floor, nearly dead. The staff there on duty looke… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Now he's just blatantly advertising the fact that, with a little help from a butcher, he's going to rear-end the el… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@DevinNunes @ATT @CNN Gotta love it when criminals get caught out and then shit themselves trying to blame the evid… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@MeetThePress @SenTedCruz How many kompromat tapes must Putin have on @SenTedCruz while he's whacking off to "Dick… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
You're OK but, you're in the hospital. You were raped and severely beaten up last night, but we got to you just in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
That look that encompasses one's face after wading into the water, fully clothed, to have a piss in the sea, fully… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Tonight, I managed to interview this plate of corned beef to ask what it would do to ensure the NHS wasn't sold to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The Veuve Seriously Mate, Fuck the Tories Clicquot was so good, I had to finish three bottles and I ran absolutely… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Today, I had a bowl of Rice Don't Vote Tory Krispies for breakfast, followed by a small Johnson's a cunt baguette f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ok. Enough's enough. You win. No more politics from me. I tried to spread the word, but I failed. So, it's just s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Good to see @HantsEuroMove fighting the good fight and spreading the word in Winchester today. #ToppleATorytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Support the #LibDems in Winchester and show BoЯis Johnson and Svetlana Brine that they cannot sink the UK, sell the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@PaulaWFerguson is the ONLY chance to remove the @Conservatives from Winchester. As much as you may like Labour, in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
He made a seemingly heroic stand by voting against the government & had the Tory whip withdrawn a few months ago, p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
He knew about Russia then & he knows about Russia now. Probably because he's now happily bankrolled by them. Hmmm 🤔
Yet @BrineMP is willing to forget all of that, put it aside, knowing that his boss is a #RussianAsset & is refusing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"The challenges of Russian aggression and international terrorism are global and transnational and the EU helps us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"Putin would, in my opinion, be happiest if Britain withdrew from the EU. It is not scaremongering to ask which res… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
In his blog (stevebrine.com/2016-eu-refere…), he wrote in 2016 "now is not the time to withdraw from the western alliance… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
He is a flip-flop, a coward and knows the damage he is causing.
He does NOT and never will represent his constituency. Winchester was one of the highest margin Remain-voting areas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Just a couple of reasons NOT to vote for @BrineMP in the #GeneralElection19 and to vote for @PaulaWFerguson 🔶… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Let us not forget that Andrew Neil is a Murdoch sproutling. Any "gauntlet" he presents his buddy Johnson will be a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
That HAS to be a compliment. Like fairy armpit. Or Elf's rancid belly button fluff. I can see praise in most thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I don't know whether I should be planning for 2020 or not. N.B. As I was heading out for my Thursday night pilgrim… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I've just been chastised by the sixish youngling. Apparently, if I continue to make fun of Jesus, the gods will "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It was no mistake. It was a deliberate, orchestrated and corrupt coup. Spearheaded by the puppet of a massive Joh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Everyone is going mental and posting memes of baby Yoda. That "baby" is fifty years old! No one is posting pictur… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I pull apart my deep insights, Detangle them, like Christmas lights, Then lay them out in couplet pairs And sprinkl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Here is why I speak sometimes In profane verse and staggered rhymes: It helps uncoil the knotted threads Of pitch-b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It must be so tediously tiring to be made to attend press meetings whilst continually having to thrust a pseudo-pac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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