He said he’d stop the Mexicans,
His words were all Fake News.
He said he’d ban the Muslims;
He said he loved the Jews.
He said his hair was all his own;
A hay bale of Fake News.
He said the crowds were bigly;
Denied his hands abused.
He said her votes were less than his;
A fuck-load of Fake News!
He said God made the sun come out,
Whilst rain filled up his shoes.
Electoral college counted;
Again he gave Fake News.
He claimed the biggest victory…
Somehow, he seemed confused.
His entourage applauded,
To back up more Fake News
Of CIA staff that clapped for him;
In fact, they stood bemused.
Mexicans, “they’ll pay for that!”;
A wall of more Fake News.
From corners, in their taco trucks,
They smiled and looked amused.
Dead, illegal voter scum
Burst forth with more Fake News;
The democratic zombies on
An inter-state vote cruise.
He said he’d bring the jobs back,
But China screamed “Fake News!
We make your stupid fucking ties
And tiny little shoes!”
He said he’d drain the swamp out:
More slimy, shit Fake News.
As billionaires all settled in
And Putin came to schmooze.
Appointing all the best, he said;
Guess what? Yep, more Fake News!
As Flynn he fled with Russian mobs
And Sessions self-recused.
“Fake News!”, said all his sycophants
They cried out “More Fake News!”
The GOP enablers all stood by
To watch their country lose.
I’ll change the rhyming structure
To end, I’ll be quite blunt.
Fake News is gone, this is the truth:
Donald Trump’s a cunt.