Intended as an Opus (But I Got So Annoyed After Five Verses, I Had To Cut It Short), in the key of F minor

To those who think the world is flat,
That science got it wrong;
To those who claim that climate change 
Is such a bloody con;

To those who trust The Daily Mail, 
The Express and the Sun;
To those who drive that safety thrives 
With ownership of guns; 

To all the fools upon this earth
Yes, you so easy led:
Improve your health and hit yourself 
Until you're fucking dead.